so this week has been pretty eventful…
basically my neighbour across the alley is a bitch. a complete bitch. last fall my dad bought a new bobcat for our landscaping company and recently we’re finally getting around to using it. now a few days ago it was raining for like three days straight, and when it finally stopped for some reason or another my dad was using the bobcat and had to drive it in the alley right behind our house. now because it was raining he made a bit of a muddy mess yeahyeah big deal. we had dinner, and of course my dad sees the neighbour in the back snooping about seeing the mud. oh great. so he gets my brother and his friends to clean it up and they do a good job of it too I might say. now this is the night we saw apocalyptica so we weren’t home later, but when we get home my brother tells us that a city street sweeper went through the alley a couple times that night… wtf right?! now get this, this neighbour of ours, she works for the city. she’s actually some assistant to one of the councillors or something. so isn’t it illegal to use city property and city funds for your own personal use?
but wait! that’s not even the best part. two days ago we get a phone call from bylaw. big surprise there. especially because we get complained on by this stupid fucking neighbour ohhh say about every few years. we’re not even the only people she’s phoned on either to be honest. but it’s because of the bobcat. now my parents are completely pissed off, my dad keeps on ranting about how now this means war, my mom’s crying because it’s so stressful and she can’t believe a person would do such a thing over and over being the sweet honest person she is herself…
but okay, here’s the thing, the next day, the bylaw officer my dad was talking to calls back and says we have nothing to worry about because the bobcat is under the weight limit so it doesn’t count as an industrial vehicle so we can keep it on our property. HAH! take that bitch neighbour. also he said those street sweepers don’t even go in alleyways… soooo something’s fishy there too.
now, because she works for the city, and for a councillor, we think what she’s doing by calling bylaw on all these people is illegal because she’s probably not paying for it, which, uh yeah actually you have to to make a complaint, and also she’s using city resources, OUR TAX MONEY, to be a bully, to do whatever she wants, and quite frankly to be a big ass bitch.
I really feel sorry for my mom though, all this stress keeps her up at night and gives her high blood pressure, but hopefully we can get this demon neighbour fired and it’ll be exactly what she deserves.
also the funniest thing is my brother, my mom, and I were talking at the table yesterday and I dunno how it came up but we said we should make a big statue in the shape of a dick, and put it in our backyard right where she can see it from her bedroom window. and then I said we should make it into a fountain then. just like how that guy put a shark in his roof, y’know? wouldn’t that be hilarious though. ohhh man.
oh, and before I forget, I should add that my parents just went for a walk around the neighbourhood and just their luck the evil bitch and her husband were sitting on their porch. now can you believe she actually said hi to my mom like nothing was wrong? now my mom being so pissed off told her not to talk to her. and this lady is playing the total fool and asked what she’s talking about. and my mom said you know what I mean. and hoooly shit, this bitch tells my mom to fuck off! and my mom didn’t even swear at her, she wasn’t nasty either so correct me if I’m wrong, but you would be more confused, not defensive, if you didn’t have a guilty conscious right?
